Ethan

Ethan rick Thornton is an eleven-year-old child who enjoys donating blood, football and spreading right-wing propoganda. He is smart and kind, but can also be very boring and a bit dull.

He is an American Christian. He is currently at school.

Physically, Ethan is in pretty good shape. He is average-height for his age with white skin, orange hair and blue eyes.

He lives in a middle class neighbourhood.

Ethan goes to Springfield School, where his favourite subjects are P.E. and biology. He loves his teacher Mr Holt but hates Mr Lloyd whose interests include speaking in a really annoying voice.

Ethan's best friend is a child called Mackenzie Forrest. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with Otto Weaver and Carson Frost. They enjoy reading together.